I was thinking I could earn some retirement money busking. “Busking” is singing and playing your instrument on the sidewalk with your guitar case open hoping for tips. Sone of you call it begging. I would do it differently. I would come up with the most obnoxious and unlikely busking tunes and then follow people until they tipped me to go away. I mean really, how long could you stand it if someone was following you singing….
“……I don’t think that I can take it/Cause it took too long to make it/ and I’ll never have that recipe AGAIN!/OH NOOOO!!!!!”
I’ve already got a good start:
Kumbaya Axel Rose version
No Milk Today Herman’s Hermits
Brand New Rollerskate Melanie
Ringo Lorne Green
Candy man Sammy Davis Jr.
Puppy love Donny Osmand
Muskrat Love Captain and Tenille
Loving You Minnie Ripperton
Seasons in the Sun Terry Somebody
Puppy Love Donny Osmond
Feelings Morris Albert
Wonderful Christmas Time Paul McCartney
100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Mormon Tabernacle Choir version (for long chases).
Anybody have more “I’ll-poke-my-eye-out-if-I-hear-that-again” songs?